🦥 Meet Wloth
Wloth is the official mascot of W++. He’s slow, sarcastic, and smarter than your average programming language mascot.
- Name: Wloth
- Age: 69 (eternal)
- Species: Sloth (possibly divine)
- Hobbies: Sleeping, debugging in dreams, breaking linters
- Favorite Food: Syntax sugar (he eats it raw)
- Best Friend: Ofek Bickel (creator of W++)
- Arch Nemesis: Visual Basic and CPython
- Tolerable: PyPy (barely)
- Languages Spoken: W++, SARCASM++, Markdown (but only ironically)
- Pet Peeves: Compiler warnings, semicolon elitists, and languages with mandatory `main()`
"Why rush code when you can vibe instead?" — Wloth, probably